My Beaver Hates Wood

My Beaver Hates Wood

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My Beaver Hates Wood

My Beaver Hates Wood

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*** For Adults Only ***

Not all beavers like wood, and that's ok! Wood isn't everyone's cup of tea, is it? I wrote this book with those people in mind.

This book is a (kind of, but not really) follow-on from My Beaver Loves Wood. If you're a wood lover, check that one out. But if you're not partial to a plank of wood, then this book is definitely for you!

You should buy this book if:

  • You have a Beaver
  • Your Beaver hates wood
  • You want to buy this for someone whose Beaver hates wood
  • You enjoy silly, adult-themed humour
  • You enjoy double meanings
  • You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

I am 98% sure you will love this book, 2% unsure, because I am a self-doubting girly!

Autographed Edition

This book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the autographed version before adding to your cart, and add a note to your order with who you'd like it signed for and any special message. If no note is added, only the front cover will be signed.

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.

Book Details

  • ISBN-13: 979-8269733159
  • Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.18 cm
  • Language: English
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Pages: 28
  • Release Date: 13 October 2025

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