Flaccid Willy | Tinned Woodwick Candle (Jasmine + Vanilla)

Introducing our Flaccid Willy Candle – Tinned, Vegan, and Utterly Unapologetic

Lighten the mood (and the room) with our hilarious yet sensual Flaccid Willy Candle. At first glance, it looks like a sleek tin of vegan soy wax – but open it up, and you’ll reveal a cheeky flaccid penis design nestled within the wax.

Scented with the delicate notes of jasmine wrapped in warm, creamy Madagascar vanilla, this candle is as indulgent as it is audacious. The crackling wood wick adds a cosy soundscape to the atmosphere, turning giggles into pure relaxation.

Features:

• Weight: 125g

• Wick: Crackling wood for cosy vibes

• Material: 100% vegan soy wax – clean and sustainable

• Design: Hidden flaccid willy shape revealed as you burn

Perfect as a naughty gift, a playful talking point, or a self-care treat with a cheeky twist – this candle is all about sass, laughs, and seductive scents.

Because who says candles can’t have a soft side?