Cum rag (Pornhub Logo) | Microfibre Facecloth

🧼 Wash Your Face. Keep Your Attitude.

Our collection of cheeky, rude, and unapologetically naughty face cloths adds a little humour to your daily routine. Designed and handcrafted by Penrose Place, each face cloth features bold adult humour, sassy slogans, LGBTQ+ pride, neurospicy chaos, dark humour, and alternative designs that prove even self-care doesn't have to take itself too seriously.

Perfect for your bathroom, gym bag, holidays, spa days, guest bathrooms, or as a hilarious gift for someone who appreciates a good laugh.

Whether you're washing away last night's bad decisions, removing your makeup, freshening up after the gym, or simply starting the day with a smile, there's a face cloth to match your mood.

Features:

🧼 Designed and handcrafted by Penrose Place
🧼 Soft, absorbent, and gentle on your skin
🧼 High-quality full-colour printed design
🧼 Perfect for everyday use at home or while travelling
🧼 Ideal for funny gifts, housewarmings, birthdays, Pride, and self-care hampers
🧼 Original Penrose Place designs you won't find anywhere else

From laugh-out-loud one-liners to brilliantly inappropriate sayings, our naughty face cloths are made for people who like their bathrooms to have just as much personality as the rest of their home.

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