10.5" Cock | Vanilla | LX Candle
The 10.5-Inch XL Candle 🍆
Say hello to the ultimate showstopper: a 10.5-inch cock candle, sculpted in all its glory and inspired by a real-life porn star and stripper from New Zealand. This isn’t just a candle – it’s a statement piece. Tall, proud, and impossible to ignore, it’s perfect for parties, gag gifts, or simply owning the biggest cock on the block.
🍆 Straight From Down Under
Modelled after a New Zealand star of stage (and bedroom), this candle brings a little bit of Kiwi magic to your home.
🔥 10.5 Inches of Pure Stamina
He’s tall, he’s thick, and he lasts – with hours of burn time that won’t leave you disappointed.
✨ Premium Soy Wax
Hand-poured with a smooth finish – because even giant cocks deserve a luxury touch.
🎁 The Ultimate Gift
Guaranteed to shock, amuse, and delight – this is a present no one will ever forget.
Product Details
Height: 10.5 inches (yes, really – this cock’s a tower)
Burn Time: Around 25+ hours of proud performance
Packaging: Delivered safely and securely (because nobody wants a damaged dick)
Why Choose the 10.5-Inch Kiwi Candle?
Because sometimes bigger really is better. This isn’t your average novelty – it’s a beast, sculpted to perfection and carrying the cheeky spirit of New Zealand’s adult entertainment scene. Light it up, laugh it up, and let this candle take centre stage wherever it stands tall.
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