The Local Bike

The Local Bike

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The Local Bike

The Local Bike

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*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Everyone in the neighbourhood has ridden the local bike - the priest, the king, the baker and many more. A cheeky adult-themed picture book filled with innuendos that only adults will understand.

Buy this book if:

  • You are a local bike
  • You have ridden a local bike
  • Maybe you're a retired local bike?
  • You enjoy tongue-in-cheek humour
  • You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above. For legal reasons this book is purely fictional and not based on any real life events or anyone I know. This is not a manual and does not include tips on how to ride the local bike.

Book Details

  • 24 pages
  • Published: December 2024
  • EAN: 9798303382251
  • Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback

Want It Signed?

The Autographed edition comes signed on the cover, with a personal message inside. Just add a note to your order letting me know who it's for and any special message you'd like included. If no note is added, the cover will be signed only.

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.

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