The Dusty Clam

*** For Mature Readers Only ***

Linda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out!

Why should you order?

• Your name is Linda
• Your name is Fiona
• You have a clam
• You like clams
• You enjoy silly adult-themed humour
• You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

Reasons to buy are not limited to the above.

Autographed Edition

This book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the autographed version before adding to your cart, and add a note to your order with who you'd like it signed for and any special message. If no note is added, only the front cover will be signed.

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.

Book Details

• ISBN-13: 979-8266990975
• Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm
• Language: English
• Author: Jen Jenivive
• Binding: Paperback
• Pages: 31
• Release Date: 24 September 2025