The Dad Pack (3 Books)

The Dad Pack (3 Books)

£29.99
Sale price  £29.99 Regular price  £38.97
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The Dad Pack (3 Books)

The Dad Pack (3 Books)

£29.99
Sale price  £29.99 Regular price  £38.97
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He doesn't want another pair of socks.

He doesn't want a mug that says "World's Best Dad." He definitely doesn't want a voucher you had to Google how to print.

He wants something he'll actually read. Something that'll make him snort-laugh in the garden on a Sunday afternoon. Something that'll make him show the neighbours and then immediately regret it.

That's what The Dad Pack is for.

Three books. One bundle. Birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or a Tuesday when he has been particularly annoying.

Over 190 million people have already discovered Jen Jenivive. About time Dad did too.


📖 The Glorious Hole

This book is about golf. And nothing else.

There's a special hole, whispered of late. Where only the bold dare penetrate. It's hidden away just past the 18th green where fairway fantasies meet the obscene. Finding the hole can be extremely tough, especially if you're stuck in an overgrown bush.


📖 Dad's Deck

After the winter, Dad went out to check. His deck was crumbly, a right mess. He'd left it unprotected and now it looked infected and neglected. All he wants is to make his deck hard again. To have people on his deck again. Just like the old days.

"I want my deck to be dark and smooth, like that of my brother."


📖 Ron's Rocket

Ron has a big rocket, look at its size. Everyone wants a ride. A story about space exploration and the majesty of rocketry. That's it. That's the whole description.


What you get:

✦ The Glorious Hole (RRP £12.99) ✦ Dad's Deck (RRP £12.99) ✦ Ron's Rocket (RRP £12.99) ✦ A free message card, print-ready and ready to fill in

Total value: £38.97. Your price: £29.99

For mature audiences. Obviously.

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