"Scissoring is my favourite craft" T-Shirt

"Scissoring is my favourite craft" T-Shirt

Regular Fit / XS
£14.99
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"Scissoring is my favourite craft" T-Shirt

"Scissoring is my favourite craft" T-Shirt

£14.99
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Inspired by scissoring

Arts and crafts… with a twist. This tee is for anyone who loves a sharp sense of humour, a good double meaning, and isn’t afraid to let people connect the dots themselves. Bold text, playful intent, and just enough ambiguity to make strangers reread it twice.

Perfect for nights out, festivals, book launches, or gifting to someone who enjoys humour that cuts clean and lands sharp. Soft, comfy, and unapologetically tongue-in-cheek.

Warning: may cause giggles, knowing looks, and at least one person saying “I can’t believe that says that.” 😏✂️

Product Specification

FABRIC 65% polyester 35% cotton, 160gsm

WASHCARE Maximum washing temperature 40°C Normal process Do not bleach Do not tumble dry Iron at max temperature of 150°C Do not dry clean

Size Guide

Size Chest to fit (inches) Actual chest (cm) Length (cm) Sleeve length (cm)
XS 32-34 88 68 7
S 36-38 95 69 8
M 40 100 70 9
L 42 105 71 10
XL 44 112 73 11
XXL 46-48 121 75 12

Fit advice: Measurements are taken flat. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.

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