"Scissoring is my favourite craft" T-Shirt
Inspired by scissoring
Arts and crafts… with a twist. This tee is for anyone who loves a sharp sense of humour, a good double meaning, and isn’t afraid to let people connect the dots themselves. Bold text, playful intent, and just enough ambiguity to make strangers reread it twice.
Perfect for nights out, festivals, book launches, or gifting to someone who enjoys humour that cuts clean and lands sharp. Soft, comfy, and unapologetically tongue-in-cheek.
Warning: may cause giggles, knowing looks, and at least one person saying “I can’t believe that says that.” 😏✂️
Product Specification
FABRIC 65% polyester 35% cotton, 160gsm
WASHCARE Maximum washing temperature 40°C Normal process Do not bleach Do not tumble dry Iron at max temperature of 150°C Do not dry clean
Size Guide
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Actual chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 88 | 68 | 7 |
| S | 36-38 | 95 | 69 | 8 |
| M | 40 | 100 | 70 | 9 |
| L | 42 | 105 | 71 | 10 |
| XL | 44 | 112 | 73 | 11 |
| XXL | 46-48 | 121 | 75 | 12 |
Fit advice: Measurements are taken flat. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.
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