Customised Simon's Sword

Customised Simon's Sword

£24.99
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Customised Simon's Sword

Customised Simon's Sword

£24.99
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*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

You can now be the owner of a magnificent sword and follow your own journey of finding the right match to duel with! Perhaps you have a mate you want to open their eyes to the pleasure of sword fighting. Get this book fully customised for you or a friend and be the sword-wielding knight of your own story.

Simon has a sword, but he's desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (Pun very much intended.)

This book is pure fiction and not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me - I have nothing!

How it works:

  • Only the name throughout the story will be personalised
  • The final product will show the customised name sized correctly in comparison to other fonts
  • The preview gives an idea of the final product

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment before shipping.

Book Details

  • 38 pages
  • Published: March 2025
  • EAN: 9798313692180
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback

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