Mystery Bag | XL
Mystery Bag | XL
π Large Mystery Bag β Even Bigger Surprise Energy
Thought the Mystery Bag was exciting?
This oneβs for people who like their surprises larger, louder, and slightly excessive.
Each Large Mystery Bag contains at least three surprise items, with the very real possibility of one or two extra goodies thrown in just because we felt like it.
You could receive a mix of:
β’ πΌοΈ Cheeky prints
β’ π Sassy greetings cards
β’ π Bold keyrings
β’ π Rude badges
β’ π Plus one or two additional assorted items from the shop
Every bag is hand-packed and worth more than you paid, because generosity looks good on us.
What to expect:
β’ β¨ Designed & made in the UK
β’ π± Vegan & cruelty-free
β’ π Full Penrose Place attitude
β’ π Perfect for gifts, treats, or reckless self-reward
No custom requests. No swaps. No sneak peeks.
Trust the process.
Warning: This bag may cause smug satisfaction, spontaneous joy, or the urge to buy another βjust in caseβ.
Go on. Size matters. π
