{"title":"Home \u0026 Decor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"18\" data-end=\"412\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eTurn your house into a home with personality. Penrose Place's Home \u0026amp; Décor collection is packed with cheeky, alternative, and conversation-starting pieces designed to make people smile. From rude signs and quirky framed prints to candles, coasters, decorative plates, cushions, photo frames, ornaments, and other unique home accessories, there's something to suit every wonderfully weird space.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"601\"\u003eWhether you're decorating your own home, adding character to your office, or searching for the perfect gift, our handcrafted designs bring humour, colour, and individuality to every room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"1293\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDesigned and handcrafted in the UK, our home décor is made for those who refuse to settle for boring. Whether your style is bold, sarcastic, spooky, colourful, or completely unapologetic, you'll find pieces that help your home reflect your personality. Because your home should be every bit as bold, expressive, and unforgettable as the people who live in it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cunt-side-plate-crude-crockery","title":"Cunt | Crude Crockery | Side Plate \u0026 Display Stand","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for crockery with personality? Our Accrued Crockery Plates collection is packed with cheeky, sarcastic and adult-humour designs that are guaranteed to get people talking. Whether you’re serving up dinner, displaying them as home décor, or gifting them to your favourite troublemaker, these plates bring humour and attitude to every table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach plate is professionally printed with bold, vibrant artwork and hilarious sayings inspired by queer culture, alternative lifestyles, pop culture and unapologetic British humour. Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, Pride gifts, secret Santa presents, or simply treating yourself to something a little less boring. Your plate comes with a display stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur side plates are food-safe, dishwasher-safe and designed for everyday use, combining practicality with personality. Whether your style is sassy, sweary, camp, goth, alternative or downright chaotic, you’ll find a design that matches your vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e ● Food-safe side plates\u003cbr\u003e ● Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e ● Vibrant, long-lasting print\u003cbr\u003e ● Adult humour and novelty designs\u003cbr\u003e ● Ideal gifts for friends, partners and chosen family\u003cbr\u003e ● Designed and printed by Penrose Place Ltd in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom rude quotes to chaotic observations and camp one-liners, our Accrued Crockery collection proves that plates don’t have to be boring.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penrose Place ","offers":[{"title":"Side plate","offer_id":54081621885265,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/4524\/1937\/files\/IMG-0842.png?v=1781624706"},{"product_id":"cunt-crude-crockery-side-plate-display-stand-copy","title":"Neurospicy | Crude Crockery | Side Plate \u0026 Display Stand","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for crockery with personality? Our Accrued Crockery Plates collection is packed with cheeky, sarcastic and adult-humour designs that are guaranteed to get people talking. Whether you’re serving up dinner, displaying them as home décor, or gifting them to your favourite troublemaker, these plates bring humour and attitude to every table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach plate is professionally printed with bold, vibrant artwork and hilarious sayings inspired by queer culture, alternative lifestyles, pop culture and unapologetic British humour. Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, Pride gifts, secret Santa presents, or simply treating yourself to something a little less boring. Your plate comes with a display stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur side plates are food-safe, dishwasher-safe and designed for everyday use, combining practicality with personality. Whether your style is sassy, sweary, camp, goth, alternative or downright chaotic, you’ll find a design that matches your vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e ● Food-safe side plates\u003cbr\u003e ● Dishwasher-safe\u003cbr\u003e ● Vibrant, long-lasting print\u003cbr\u003e ● Adult humour and novelty designs\u003cbr\u003e ● Ideal gifts for friends, partners and chosen family\u003cbr\u003e ● Designed and printed by Penrose Place Ltd in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom rude quotes to chaotic observations and camp one-liners, our Accrued Crockery collection proves that plates don’t have to be boring.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penrose Place","offers":[{"title":"Side plate","offer_id":54081673003345,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/4524\/1937\/files\/9800F9CF-D76A-435C-8990-8A581F648A3E.png?v=1781625530"},{"product_id":"yes-chef-send-nudes-microfibre-kitchen-towel","title":"Yes Chef \u0026 Send Nudes | Microfibre Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean Up Your Mess... or Make One\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur collection of cheeky, rude, and unapologetically naughty microfibre kitchen towels proves that even doing the washing up can be entertaining. Designed and handcrafted by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePenrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, each towel features bold adult humour, sarcastic slogans, LGBTQ+ pride, neurospicy chaos, dark humour, and alternative designs guaranteed to raise a smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for drying dishes, wiping down surfaces, cleaning up spills, or simply hanging in your kitchen to let everyone know exactly what kind of household they've walked into.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're serving cunt, embracing your neurospicy side, surviving on caffeine and spite, or just causing a little domestic chaos, there's a towel to suit your mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Designed and handcrafted by Penrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Premium microfibre material that's soft, absorbent, and quick drying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Vibrant, high-quality full-colour print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Perfect for kitchens, caravans, campers, student homes, and gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Fun, cheeky, and alternative designs to brighten any kitchen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Original Penrose Place artwork you won't find anywhere else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom laugh-out-loud one-liners to wonderfully inappropriate designs, our microfibre kitchen towels are made for people who believe cleaning doesn't have to be boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeywords:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e funny kitchen towels UK, rude kitchen towels, cheeky tea towels, adult humour kitchen accessories, novelty kitchen towels, LGBTQ+ gifts, Pride homeware, sarcastic kitchen décor, funny housewarming gifts, alternative home accessories, microfibre kitchen towels, handcrafted gifts UK.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penrose Place Limited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54206824513873,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/4524\/1937\/files\/ChatGPTImageJul3_2026_01_52_50PM.png?v=1783083533"},{"product_id":"silly-goose-microfibre-kitchen-towel","title":"Silly Goose | Microfibre Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean Up Your Mess... or Make One\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur collection of cheeky, rude, and unapologetically naughty microfibre kitchen towels proves that even doing the washing up can be entertaining. Designed and handcrafted by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePenrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, each towel features bold adult humour, sarcastic slogans, LGBTQ+ pride, neurospicy chaos, dark humour, and alternative designs guaranteed to raise a smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for drying dishes, wiping down surfaces, cleaning up spills, or simply hanging in your kitchen to let everyone know exactly what kind of household they've walked into.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're serving cunt, embracing your neurospicy side, surviving on caffeine and spite, or just causing a little domestic chaos, there's a towel to suit your mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Designed and handcrafted by Penrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Premium microfibre material that's soft, absorbent, and quick drying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Vibrant, high-quality full-colour print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Perfect for kitchens, caravans, campers, student homes, and gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Fun, cheeky, and alternative designs to brighten any kitchen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Original Penrose Place artwork you won't find anywhere else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom laugh-out-loud one-liners to wonderfully inappropriate designs, our microfibre kitchen towels are made for people who believe cleaning doesn't have to be boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeywords:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e funny kitchen towels UK, rude kitchen towels, cheeky tea towels, adult humour kitchen accessories, novelty kitchen towels, LGBTQ+ gifts, Pride homeware, sarcastic kitchen décor, funny housewarming gifts, alternative home accessories, microfibre kitchen towels, handcrafted gifts UK.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penrose Place Limited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54206826643793,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/4524\/1937\/files\/ChatGPTImageJul3_2026_02_01_39PM.png?v=1783083709"},{"product_id":"wash-your-hands-ya-nasty-microfibre-kitchen-towel","title":"Wash Your Hands Ya Nasty | Microfibre Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean Up Your Mess... or Make One\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur collection of cheeky, rude, and unapologetically naughty microfibre kitchen towels proves that even doing the washing up can be entertaining. Designed and handcrafted by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePenrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, each towel features bold adult humour, sarcastic slogans, LGBTQ+ pride, neurospicy chaos, dark humour, and alternative designs guaranteed to raise a smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for drying dishes, wiping down surfaces, cleaning up spills, or simply hanging in your kitchen to let everyone know exactly what kind of household they've walked into.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're serving cunt, embracing your neurospicy side, surviving on caffeine and spite, or just causing a little domestic chaos, there's a towel to suit your mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Designed and handcrafted by Penrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Premium microfibre material that's soft, absorbent, and quick drying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Vibrant, high-quality full-colour print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Perfect for kitchens, caravans, campers, student homes, and gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Fun, cheeky, and alternative designs to brighten any kitchen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧽 Original Penrose Place artwork you won't find anywhere else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom laugh-out-loud one-liners to wonderfully inappropriate designs, our microfibre kitchen towels are made for people who believe cleaning doesn't have to be boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeywords:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e funny kitchen towels UK, rude kitchen towels, cheeky tea towels, adult humour kitchen accessories, novelty kitchen towels, LGBTQ+ gifts, Pride homeware, sarcastic kitchen décor, funny housewarming gifts, alternative home accessories, microfibre kitchen towels, handcrafted gifts UK.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penrose Place Limited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54206839488849,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/4524\/1937\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_3_2026_02_03_08_PM.png?v=1783083800"},{"product_id":"thank-you-cum-again-microfibre-facecloth","title":"Thank You, Cum Again | Microfibre Facecloth","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWash Your Face. Keep Your Attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur collection of cheeky, rude, and unapologetically naughty face cloths adds a little humour to your daily routine. Designed and handcrafted by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePenrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, each face cloth features bold adult humour, sassy slogans, LGBTQ+ pride, neurospicy chaos, dark humour, and alternative designs that prove even self-care doesn't have to take itself too seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for your bathroom, gym bag, holidays, spa days, guest bathrooms, or as a hilarious gift for someone who appreciates a good laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're washing away last night's bad decisions, removing your makeup, freshening up after the gym, or simply starting the day with a smile, there's a face cloth to match your mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 Designed and handcrafted by Penrose Place\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 Soft, absorbent, and gentle on your skin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 High-quality full-colour printed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 Perfect for everyday use at home or while travelling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 Ideal for funny gifts, housewarmings, birthdays, Pride, and self-care hampers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 Original Penrose Place designs you won't find anywhere else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom laugh-out-loud one-liners to brilliantly inappropriate sayings, our naughty face cloths are made for people who like their bathrooms to have just as much personality as the rest of their home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeywords:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e funny face cloths UK, rude face cloths, novelty face towels, cheeky bathroom accessories, adult humour gifts, LGBTQ+ homeware, sarcastic face cloths, alternative bathroom décor, funny housewarming gifts, naughty towels, Penrose Place face cloths.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penrose Place Limited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54207013224785,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/4524\/1937\/files\/3720c66d-e7af-41fe-83d1-33aafbad9a7f.png?v=1783084232"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/4524\/1937\/collections\/EB180875-FDE0-4985-9D57-1CED22407C7A.png?v=1783083205","url":"https:\/\/penroseplace.co.uk\/collections\/home-decor.oembed","provider":"Penrose Place ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}